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Monday, March 10, 2008

Vote of thanks to Chammo


#Original Image is removed at the humble and insisting request of the Chammo;

Statutory Note: This post contain an explicit material belonging to a real person named Chammo. Any other coincidence will be considered purely imaginary and out of space.

In the last moment of our journey of 4 years, I am privileged to give vote of thanks to Chammo. Presence of Chammo in mechanical shows that our batch is just lucky to get her through JEE Counseling.

It is a heartily pleasure from middle of our legs to announce my thankfulness to Chammo. She had labored hard for providing us comfort and intense pleasure. She enjoyed her profession and indulged in it without caring throughout day and night. I wish for her great future and prosperity.

Legend of Chammo began from 1st year only."Chammo" name was first quoted by her city mate Tintin. From then,it had became a brand in the market. 2006 Batch of Computer Science were the first customers outside our batch. Chammo provides service to our batch without charging single penny. Such was compassion and love of Chammo towards our Mechanical-2008 Batch. Today, Chammo has excessive number of clients not confined within hostel but spread through out the university.It was her time managing and networking skills due to which,she is one of the successful ESCORT in the history of ITBHU. Name and Fame of Chammo has raised at new horizons through her professional entrepreneurship. In the 4 years, no. of customer of Chammo has even crossed the sales record of Maruti-800. Data of customer cannot be expressed here due to corporate bondages.

Capacity of Chammo cannot be expressed in the words. She is like Mansarovar.In exam times of heavy stress,she goes from room service with heavy duty blow jobs.Chammo does not insist for using condom for any guy of our batch due to mutual trust relationship. She heavily favors open relation with us and thin boundary protection of latex from others.

Looking in her personal life is full of fun and excitement. She had became fully commited to C. Vikramraj Naidu (040660) from 1st year only. Despite many lucrative offers, she remained room mate of Naidu for 2 years. We are also grateful to Naidu for sharing Chammo without any sour feelings. Sandu has even dedicated and composed 3 songs with his crude voice on her to show his shear love and passion. I had also made a video on Chammo but was lost due to hard disk crash.

Another aspect of Chammo had been completely untouched and unseen by most of our fellows. Till 3rd year,Chammo acts like encyclopedia of stupidity. You cannot ignore her comment on any never heard stuff. She had caught habit of opening her mouth in every discussion without having any clue of debate due to her professional job. It was massive effort of gang of me, hathi, bond, shukla and chandu to get rid of her habit. Now, she is fully recovered from this habit and enjoys healthy and sexy relation with us. She is now trademarked with her Bulldog faced smile in the lobby of 2008 Mechanical Batch.

Not only some innocent students are victims of her sex appeal,but some teachers also fall out in the booby trap. All of us know about it and this restricted matter will not be discussed at public place.

In the end a big FCUK and gang bang encounters to Chammo will be kind enough to express your feeling towards ours lovely and adorable Chammo.

All comments are invited here and must be posted to show his /her heartily feeling towards Chammo.

9 comments:

  1. Awesome work !
    Chammo is a legend.Another aspect of chammo is that she has been the binding and surviving force of our batch since the first year ......Right from the Gmats to the Naidu....if there's one common factor in all of us....its the love(Lust) for chammo...
    She's always been there for us in times of crisis.With the increase in amount of average frustration in the branch...chammo had worked night after night to increase her capacity to accomodate all of us !!

    I would like to thank Chammo for being mec04's Driving force(double meaning)......U r irreplaceable !

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  2. Having said all that I would request chammo to returnt my pants....they are still lying in ur room.....dont ask me what they are doing in her room.....

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  3. Rai u excelled in thanking chammo the way ur vote of thanks was given to her/him, I really appreciate that.

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  4. @pallindrome
    Thanks for your beautiful contribution.Really chammo has been binding effect and driving force of the batch.

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  5. @All of Readers,
    Some links had been removed and lines are crossed due to suggestion of Bond and shukla to make it decent post.

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  6. the moment i come to know chhamo i always kept wondering,wot is thr inside(mark da word) her(the magnetic power) which even pulls profs towards her leave apart guys(perverts),,,,,but among her many characteristics Rai has forget to mention one most imp aspect of her personality...which im quoting here...."Duniya me kahi bhi kuchh bhi ho...awaaz mere padoos me sabse pehle hoti hai....kyon ki sabese pehle chammo ki G**** F***** hai;-D"...keep it up Rai...Kudos to U for such a gr88 compilation:-)

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  7. @srikant Bhaiya
    Wah bhaiya,aapne chammo ka kanya dan kar diya aaj yeh comment likh kar.Chammo ke faatte hi,yeh mention n kaarn aek ehtihasik bhul tthe.Man Gaya..

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  8. Well Rai first of all nice thought,u have described Chammo awesomely and u deserve appreciations for that.
    The points u raised were enlightening and your art of description was fabulous.Chammo is a legend and shall remain in our heart throughout the ends of our lives.

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